The best school jokes

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A smart-ass student pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion, sir?" The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with: "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: death, family, school, sex, teacher
A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, history, school
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.63 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed whereas in college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: college, school
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
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