The best school jokes

There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 51.18 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
A schoolteacher was arrested today at Gatwick Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Home Secretary said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the police with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.”
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
They wanted something long and hard..... I gave them MY HOMEWORK!
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.63 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
In high school, you can't go out to lunch because it's not allowed whereas in college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford it.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: college, school
Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?" Sam: "I don't know." Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark." Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
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