The best school jokes

A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around Wal- Mart in a buggy. Each time she put something in the basket she would say, "And here’s something for you, Diploma." or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma." and so on. Eventually a bewildered shopper who’d heard all this finally asked, "Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?" The grandmother replied, "I sent my daughter to the University of Virginia and this is what she came home with!"
Vote:
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids, school
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Vote:
has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
Teacher: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father: No. Why do you ask that? Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Vote:
has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, school, teacher
Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70? A: Because 69's a mouthful.
Vote:
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: school
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ". Ramu: I is... Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am." Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: school
A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?” The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught never to end a sentence with a preposition!” The gentleman smiled, and in a very apologetic tone replied, “I beg your pardon. Please allow me to rephrase my question. Would you be good enough to tell me where the library is at, asshole?”
Vote:
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: school
Here is an explanation of the school homework policy for the average student. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night. This time should be budgeted in the following manner if the student desires to achieve moderate to good grades in his/her classes. 15 minutes looking for assignment. 11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment. 23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just does not like children. 8 minutes in the bathroom. 10 minutes getting a snack. 7 minutes checking the TV Guide. 6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never explained the assignment. 10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.
Vote:
has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher, technology, time
Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?” Boy: “Not a bit!”
Vote:
has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: school
<<<32333435
More jokes →
Page 32 of 40.