The best school jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: school
John: Knock, knock. Justin: Who’s there? John: Gladys. Justin: Gladys, who? John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school
Boy: “Isn’t the principal a dummy!” Girl: “Say, do you know who I am?” Boy: “No.” Girl: “I’m the principal’s daughter.” Boy: “And do you know who I am?” Girl: “No,” Boy: “Thank goodness!”
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 45.25 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Can you tell me where Napoleon came from? Pupil: Course I can. Teacher: Very good.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: school
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Teacher: Ramu, give me a sentence starting with " I ". Ramu: I is... Teacher: No, Ramu. Always say, "I am." Ramu: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
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