The best school jokes

Teacher: “You missed school yesterday, didn’t you?” Boy: “Not a bit!”
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
Teacher: Daniel, I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Daniel: I’m glad it’s Friday!
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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has 45.29 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black people, school
The absent-minded teacher paused to chat awhile with one of her students, then asked, "Which way was I going when I stopped to talk to you?" "That way", the student pointed. ''Good,'' said the teacher, ''then I've had my lunch."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
Luke: Why did the M&M go to school? Stan: I’m stumped. Luke: Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? A: The Food!
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: school
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
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