The best school jokes

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 36.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school? Josh: Beats me. Hunter: Pop quizzes!
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: “Why are you late?” Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher, work
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 33.81 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
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