The best school jokes

Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
Q: What vegetables to librarians like? A: Quiet peas.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
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has 35.17 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
Teacher: “Why are you late?” Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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has 34.61 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher, work
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
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