The best school jokes

What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
Little Johnny wasn't a very good at speller. One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word "new" on the blackboard. "Now," she asked Johnny, "what word would we have if we placed a "K" in the front?" After thinking a few seconds, Johnny said, "Canoe?"
has 36.31 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: communication, little Johnny, school, teacher
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.
has 35.66 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life, school, work
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school? Josh: Beats me. Hunter: Pop quizzes!
has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: “Why are you late?” Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes, sir,” the boys said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”
has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school, student, teacher
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