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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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has 26.62 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: food, god, school, teacher
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird
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has 24.92 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, school
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
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has 24.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: school
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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has 24.28 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: school
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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has 23.83 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.” She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished.”
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has 17.40 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school
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