The best school jokes

A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
has 27.86 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, school
Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: school
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
has 26.83 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
has 25.85 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: school
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. “And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked. “I don’t know,” the student said. “Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor. “That’s not true,” the student replied. “I never pay attention anyway!”
has 24.79 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: business, college, school
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
has 23.57 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, phone, school, teacher
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
The English teacher’s husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, “Why, Susan, I’m surprised.” She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, “No. I am surprised. You are astonished.”
has 18.39 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: school
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