The best school jokes

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Teacher: “Why are you late?” Boy: “Because of a sign down the road.” Teacher: “What does a sign have to do with your being late?” Boy: “The sign said, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow!’”
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: school
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: "In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?" Pupil: "Holding up the telegraph lines!"
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: phone, school, teacher, war
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 30.50 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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has 28.80 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, school
Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. “And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked. “I don’t know,” the student said. “Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor. “That’s not true,” the student replied. “I never pay attention anyway!”
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: business, college, school
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