The best school jokes

Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.12 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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has 32.47 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: school
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 31.42 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Teacher: You boy, what’s your name? Boy: Mickey Jones. Teacher: We’ll call you Jones here. We don’t use first names. Boy: My dad won’t like that – he takes offence if people take the Mickey out of my name.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: school
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