The best school jokes

A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 30.82 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: school
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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has 29.59 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, school
A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil. “And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked. “I don’t know,” the student said. “Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor. “That’s not true,” the student replied. “I never pay attention anyway!”
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: business, college, school
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird
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has 29.01 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, school
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 27.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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has 27.24 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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has 26.95 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: food, god, school, teacher
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