The best school jokes

Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
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has 33.40 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: school
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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has 30.65 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor." "But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, doctor, school
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
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has 28.80 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, school
Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?” Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
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has 28.62 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class? A: your 25 year old mom.
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
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