The best school jokes

Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
A mother picked her son up from school and began to ask him about his day. “How do you like your new teacher,” she asked. “I don’t. She told me to sit in the front of the class for the present. But then she didn’t end up by giving me one!”
has 33.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: school
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do. “The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.”
has 33.31 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: school, teacher
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
has 33.17 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, school, weather
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol? A: Tequila Mockingbird
has 32.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, school
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.
has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, school
Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. “Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
has 31.27 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows? He wanted to be very clear!
has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: You boy, what’s your name? Boy: Mickey Jones. Teacher: We’ll call you Jones here. We don’t use first names. Boy: My dad won’t like that – he takes offence if people take the Mickey out of my name.
has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: school
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