"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor."
"But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.
Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture.
Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
“And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked.
“I don’t know,” the student said.
“Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor.
“That’s not true,” the student replied.
“I never pay attention anyway!”
Teacher: “How do you spell “dog”?”
Boy: “D, o, g, enter.”
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?
A: Tequila Mockingbird
Q: What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
A: your 25 year old mom.
Why did the teacher put the lights on?
Because the class was so dim!
Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Why did the teacher write the lesson on the windows?
He wanted to be very clear!