The best school jokes

The following conversation took place in school. Teacher: "So we are all descended from Adam and Eve." Young kid: "My dad says we came from apes." Teacher: "That's probably true for your family Abdul."
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, religious, school, teacher
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, insulting, school
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today! Mom: That’s great. What in? Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school? Josh: Beats me. Hunter: Pop quizzes!
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: school
What is a teacher's favorite kind of music? Class-ical.
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: music, school, teacher
There are three 6th grade girls: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Which one has the biggest tits? The blonde....she's 18.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: blonde, ginger, school
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
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has 38.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: school
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 37.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
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