David: Why did the broom get a poor grade in school? Dan: I don’t know. Why? David: Because it was always sweeping during class!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
This guy went to school and he asked "May I use the bathroom?" The teacher replied, " no not unless you say your abc's." The guy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z." The teacher asked "Where's the p? He replied, " running down my leg!"
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
In clas: 1+1=2 Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
Teacher: Ramu, why do you always get so dirty? Ramu: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Q. To a blonde, what is long and hard? A. Grade 4.