The best science jokes

What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, travel, Yo mama
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: school, science, teacher
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 37.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, science, work
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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has 28.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: life, science
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 23.04 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
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