The best science jokes

Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.

There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.

"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."

Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.

A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."

There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.

Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.