The best science jokes

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, science, work
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, science
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 27.58 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 22.78 % from 187 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
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