A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.