The best science jokes

One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 37.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, science
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game, science, time
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, science, work
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now."
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, science
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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has 22.78 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
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