Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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