The best science jokes

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!" The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: "Frog with 4 legs – jumps 2 feet." Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: "Frog with 3 legs – jumps 1.5 feet." He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: "Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot." He continues and removes yet another leg. "Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: "Frog with one leg – jumps 0.5 feet." Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!" The frog doesn’t move. "Jump frog, jump!" Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!" But to no avail. The biologist finally writes in his book: "Frog with no legs – goes deaf."
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, science
Q: When will scientists cure the common cold? A: Actually, they already did but Republican pharmacists won't dispense it because they mistook it for birth control.
has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: birthday, medical, political, republican, science
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: atheist, science
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, science, work
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
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