According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.