The best science jokes

Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road? A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn't believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: atheist, science
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, science
Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, science, work
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science, time
What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: IT, science
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs. For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs. For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg. As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, dog, science
One day, a young boy was asked by his teacher to tell him what the chemical formula for water was. The boy replied with "H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O". The Teacher was stunned. "That's not right, how did you come up with that?" The boy said, "Last week you said it was H2O!"
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: school, science, teacher
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, "There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don't fear anything." After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. He then told the class to do the same. After hesitating, they all did it. "Next," the professor said, "you have to have a key observation finger. Thus, I licked my index finger."
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has 36.98 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: school, science, student, teacher
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