The best science jokes

According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, science
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 41.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared. These are known as black holes.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 40.07 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, time
Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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