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A boy went into a hoare house and said he wanted an AIDS's infected prostitute. The woman at reception said room 9 top of the hall. He went to the room and did his business.When he was leaving she asked him why he wanted her she being aids infected. The boy answered,"When I go home i'll sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with the babysitter then my dad will sleep with my mam then in the morning my mam will fuck the milkman and thats the BASTARD that ran over my dog.
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has 73.26 % from 700 votes. More jokes about: animal, business, dad, dog, sex
I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?" Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
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has 73.25 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, life, sex
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette. The other lady said, 'Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?' The lady responded, 'It's a condom.' The other lady said, 'Where can you get one of those?' She said, 'Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.' So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, 'I need to get some condoms.' The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, 'UH, what size?' The lady responded, 'Hmm, one that would fit a camel.'
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has 73.24 % from 402 votes. More jokes about: animal, drug, sex
Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.
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has 73.18 % from 361 votes. More jokes about: sex
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 73.18 % from 381 votes. More jokes about: IT, life, programmer, sex
What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
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has 73.08 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: sex
The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’
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has 73.04 % from 706 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always wanted to know the future job of her baby; so the other day when we were making sex suddenly she farted. I told her: "Your baby will be a bugler."
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has 72.97 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: baby, fart, relationship, sex, work
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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has 72.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, " All right, now give me my money!" The Koala replied, " Money, what for?" " What for?", the Prostitute growled, "Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says." So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary. It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex." " Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says." So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary. It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
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has 72.97 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: animal, money, sex
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