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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 72.80 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Priest walks into a hotel reception and says 'I have booked a room for the night, but I hope the pornography on the television is disabled'. The receptionist say 'You weirdo, its normal porn!'
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has 72.70 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: priest, sex
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat. During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?" "Screw NO, get your own woman," said the groom, "this one’s all mine!"
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has 72.52 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: driving, romantic, sex, wedding, women
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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has 72.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
A farm boy who had just finished his schooling on the farm, was sent by his Ma and Pa to the big city to go to college. The first thing the boy does when he gets to town, is go to find a whorehouse. He goes inside to talk to the madam about getting a girl. She leads him upstairs, opens the door to a room and tells him to sit and wait for the girl to arrive. After several minutes of anxious waiting, a young, blonde prostitute comes in. The boy is beside himself, and he leaps up from the bed, grabs the television, and throws it out the window. The girl thinks this is odd behavior, but she shrugs it off, and begins to undress. As she strips, the farmboy runs over, grabs the night stand and throws it out the window. Again the girl thinks this is odd, but being an experienced hooker, she figures it's a fetish and continues disrobing. The girl removes her panties, and with that, the farm boy grabs the entire bed and starts lugging it toward the window. The girl, figuring this is one even she hasn't heard of, finally asks, "What the hell are you doing?" The farm boy replies, "Ah ain't never been with no woman before but, if it's anythin' like fuckin' sheep, we gonna need all the room we can git."
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has 72.41 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: sex
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: husband, mean, sex, wife
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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has 72.13 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: sex
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: age, life, old people, sex, viagra
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