The best sex jokes

It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
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has 71.63 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 71.58 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 71.41 % from 1224 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
There's some soldiers in Vietnam. And they've been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back." So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle. But he's gone for a good half an hour, they're finally convinced that he's been murdered by Charlie when they hear the signal. So they lay down fire and he sprints out of the jungle and leaps back into the trench. So obviously they're pretty confused. They ask "what the hell took you so long man?" The guy says, "well i was just finishing up my business, when I met this beautiful Vietnamese girl, and we just started having sex right there. we did every position imaginable, missionary, doggy style, everything. It was great." One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?" He replies "There was no head."
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has 71.34 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, sex
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 71.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
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has 71.30 % from 389 votes. More jokes about: sex, sport
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 71.25 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.
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has 71.20 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: sex
Dad, what happens if a condom tear? Look at yourself...
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has 71.17 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: sex
On wedding night, during sex: Husband: I had a sex with so many callgirls so many time before. Wife: Thats what I have been thinking since we met that I have seen you somewhere before...
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
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