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A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, " All right, now give me my money!" The Koala replied, " Money, what for?" " What for?", the Prostitute growled, "Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says." So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary. It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex." " Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says." So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary. It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
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has 72.69 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: animal, money, sex
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat. During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?" "Screw NO, get your own woman," said the groom, "this one’s all mine!"
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has 72.61 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: driving, romantic, sex, wedding, women
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 72.53 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: husband, mean, sex, wife
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 72.23 % from 1062 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS? A: A sharp pain in the ass.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, sex
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: marriage, medical, money, sex, viagra
A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
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has 72.16 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, women
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