The best sex jokes

Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
Vote:
has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
On wedding night, during sex: Husband: I had a sex with so many callgirls so many time before. Wife: Thats what I have been thinking since we met that I have seen you somewhere before...
Vote:
has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
A 6 year old boy asks his daddy: Daddy, where did I come from to this life? You were brought by a stork. That's strange, you have such a pretty wife, but nevertheless you're fucking a stork.
Vote:
has 72.60 % from 290 votes. More jokes about: sex
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy, so they got down to business in the back seat. During the couple’s moment of passion, the cabdriver noticed a fork in the road, and said, "I take the next turn, right?" "Screw NO, get your own woman," said the groom, "this one’s all mine!"
Vote:
has 72.52 % from 297 votes. More jokes about: driving, romantic, sex, wedding, women
Priest walks into a hotel reception and says 'I have booked a room for the night, but I hope the pornography on the television is disabled'. The receptionist say 'You weirdo, its normal porn!'
Vote:
has 72.48 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: priest, sex
Q: What is the first symptom of AIDS? A: A sharp pain in the ass.
Vote:
has 72.33 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: health, medical, sex
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Vote:
has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: husband, mean, sex, wife
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
Vote:
has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
Vote:
has 72.26 % from 583 votes. More jokes about: sex
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
Vote:
has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: age, life, old people, sex, viagra
<<<29303132
More jokes →
Page 29 of 88.