The best sex jokes

Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: At least when you are eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you.
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has 73.12 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
A man was telling his wife that he wanted to go to this country in which women paid men twenty dollars every time they had sex. She replied, "I do too!" He gets confused and asks why. She tells him, "I'd like to see how long you can last on forty dollars a month."
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has 73.08 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: money, sex, wife
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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has 73.01 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.
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has 72.98 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: love, sex, wife
A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, " All right, now give me my money!" The Koala replied, " Money, what for?" " What for?", the Prostitute growled, "Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says." So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary. It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex." " Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says." So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary. It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
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has 72.97 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: animal, money, sex
The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’
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has 72.85 % from 701 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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has 72.80 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: marriage, medical, money, sex, viagra
"Excuse me," he says to her, "do we know each other?" "Sure," she answers, "one of my children is yours!" The guy confused, thinks and suddenly remembers the only time he cheated his wife. So he asks her: "Were you that stripper invited at a bachelor party at the suburbs last spring and we ended up having wild sex in the kitchen? You had manacled my hands and you cramed a carrot in my a…!" The woman frowned answers: "No, I am your son’s philologist..."
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has 72.80 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: food, kids, sex, wife
Priest walks into a hotel reception and says 'I have booked a room for the night, but I hope the pornography on the television is disabled'. The receptionist say 'You weirdo, its normal porn!'
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has 72.74 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: priest, sex
What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
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has 72.63 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: sex
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