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Dad, what happens if a condom tear? Look at yourself...
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has 71.17 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: sex
On wedding night, during sex: Husband: I had a sex with so many callgirls so many time before. Wife: Thats what I have been thinking since we met that I have seen you somewhere before...
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has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Valentines day
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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has 71.10 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon." "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection." "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis." "Anal sex?" "Diarrhea." "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fish, holiday, sex, wife
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 71.07 % from 766 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
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has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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has 70.93 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
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has 70.93 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
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