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A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself? Yes. Me too? Of course. And how much do you think I would cost? 500 francs. What?! Only 500 francs?! Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
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has 71.41 % from 228 votes. More jokes about: sex
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
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has 71.37 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: sex
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 71.34 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
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has 71.31 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, women
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, sex
Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.
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has 71.29 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: sex
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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has 71.27 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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has 71.25 % from 481 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man and his wife went to the pharmacy to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price his wife was astonished - but then realized "it's only going to cost us $30 per year."
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: marriage, medical, money, sex, viagra
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