A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
Q: What does it mean if you were born in September? A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
‘Its been a rough day. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"