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A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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has 72.13 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does it mean if you were born in September? A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
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has 72.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, new year, sex, time
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 72.05 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, sex
‘Its been a rough day. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 71.95 % from 337 votes. More jokes about: sex
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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has 71.90 % from 1068 votes. More jokes about: birthday, communication, dirty, lesbian, sex
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 71.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
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has 71.48 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: sex, sport
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