The best sex jokes

Dad, what happens if a condom tear? Look at yourself...
has 71.17 % from 439 votes. More jokes about: sex
On wedding night, during sex: Husband: I had a sex with so many callgirls so many time before. Wife: Thats what I have been thinking since we met that I have seen you somewhere before...
has 71.16 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Valentines day
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
has 71.10 % from 482 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon." "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection." "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis." "Anal sex?" "Diarrhea." "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fish, holiday, sex, wife
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
has 71.07 % from 766 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
has 71.00 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
has 70.99 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
has 70.93 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What is 6.9? A great thing ruined by a period.
has 70.93 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
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