The best sex jokes

A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
has 69.09 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: sex
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
has 68.99 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: sex
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
has 68.98 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: age, church, god, sex, wife
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
has 68.81 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, redneck, sex
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life. The doctor recommends Viagra. They come back and see him in a couple of weeks. The doctor says "how was the Viagra?" The wife says "great I love it." Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, sex, viagra
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Q: What type of bees make milk? A: Boo-bees.
has 68.59 % from 761 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, sex
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
has 68.56 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my grandaughter’s coffee.’
has 68.51 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: sex
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