The best sex jokes

A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
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has 69.09 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: sex
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
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has 68.99 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: sex
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
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has 68.98 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: age, church, god, sex, wife
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
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has 68.98 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, redneck, sex
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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has 68.86 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life. The doctor recommends Viagra. They come back and see him in a couple of weeks. The doctor says "how was the Viagra?" The wife says "great I love it." Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, sex, viagra
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 68.76 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom? No? Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
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has 68.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex
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