The best sex jokes

What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 69.29 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 95%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: food, science, sex, wedding, women
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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has 69.17 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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has 69.06 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: sex
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
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has 68.97 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: age, church, god, sex, wife
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
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has 68.93 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: money, sex, travel, wife, work
A guy is driving his car and finds a friend crying, sitting on the road. He stops. And he asks him: - Hey, What happens to you? - (crying) Look! and he points a crashed car. - Well, don't care and buy another car. - Look inside the car! - Well, don't care and get another blonde, and that's all. - Look inside her mouth!!!
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has 68.87 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, money, sex
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