The best sex jokes

Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
has 70.16 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
has 70.05 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
has 70.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom. I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming – I’d looked up and thought I was being attacked by a naked skydiver.
has 69.85 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
has 69.85 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
has 69.84 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: sex
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
has 69.82 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
has 69.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, school, sex
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
has 69.73 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: sex
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