Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
Little Johnny: "Dad why your dick's hairs are black but the hairs of your head are are going to be white?" Dad: "My dear the first one is thinking but the second is enjoying."