Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Vote:
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples?
It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
Why do women need guys?
Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom.
I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming – I’d looked up and thought I was being attacked by a naked skydiver.
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment?
Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
Sex isn’t the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks:
Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg?
There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?