Why do women need guys?
Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks:
Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg?
There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
A mother without any pant was playing with her son.
The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet?
Mother: "My sweet that is a brush."
Son: "Where is it's bundle?"
Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day.
What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
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Little Johnny: "Dad why your dick's hairs are black but the hairs of your head are are going to be white?"
Dad: "My dear the first one is thinking but the second is enjoying."
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