The best sex jokes

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
has 70.05 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
has 70.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
has 69.95 % from 653 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon." "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection." "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis." "Anal sex?" "Diarrhea." "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
has 69.92 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fish, holiday, sex, wife
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom. I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming – I’d looked up and thought I was being attacked by a naked skydiver.
has 69.85 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
has 69.85 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
has 69.84 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: sex
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