The best sex jokes

Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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has 70.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
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has 69.99 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: sex
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 69.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.95 % from 597 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.
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has 69.95 % from 260 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
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has 69.86 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, sex
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
Little Johnny: "Dad why your dick's hairs are black but the hairs of your head are are going to be white?" Dad: "My dear the first one is thinking but the second is enjoying."
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has 69.66 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, sex
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