The best sex jokes

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, flirt, food, sex
Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.
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has 69.84 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.71 % from 592 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 69.66 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
I had a visitor one night… he explored my body… licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill… when satisfied he left… I was hurt… Damn mosquito!!!
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has 69.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, sex
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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has 69.53 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
Little Johnny: "Dad why your dick's hairs are black but the hairs of your head are are going to be white?" Dad: "My dear the first one is thinking but the second is enjoying."
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has 69.40 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, sex
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.30 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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