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Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
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has 69.06 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: sex
Robert came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed. 'Just where the heck do you think you're going!', Asked Robert. 'I'm going to Nairobi', said the wife, 'I just found out I can get 4000 a night for what I give you for free! 'Robert said, 'Wait a minute!', and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his suitcases in hand. 'Where the heck are you going?', said the wife. Robert said, 'I want to see how you're gonna live on 8000 a year!'
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: money, sex, travel, wife, work
Mary and Jane are talking. Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. ‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane. ‘I went to that hypnotherapist on the High Street,’ replies Mary. ‘I got pregnant within two months.’ ‘Oh, my husband and I tried seeing him years ago,’ says Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’ ‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary. ‘You have to go alone.’
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has 68.99 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: sex
3 Stages of Sex: 1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, sex
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
A very old man went to a church, making this confession: - Father, I am 78 years old, I have been married for 40 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I had sex with an 21 year old woman. - When was the last time you made a confession? - I never have, I am Jewish. - Then why are you telling it to me? - I am telling it everybody ...
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has 68.97 % from 255 votes. More jokes about: age, church, god, sex, wife
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
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has 68.78 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 68.76 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 68.67 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
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