The best sex jokes

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 70.69 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 70.56 % from 527 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say when clients are leaving? A: “Thanks for coming!”
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has 70.42 % from 603 votes. More jokes about: sex
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
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has 70.40 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, masturbation, sex, vulgar
I wish my girlfriend had warned me about the ceiling mirror in her bedroom. I lay down ready for her, then ran out screaming – I’d looked up and thought I was being attacked by a naked skydiver.
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has 70.26 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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has 70.11 % from 236 votes. More jokes about: sex
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
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has 70.06 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: sex
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
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has 70.05 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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has 70.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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