The best sex jokes

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: kids, lawyer, sex
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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has 69.85 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
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has 69.85 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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has 69.77 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: sex
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 69.77 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.67 % from 678 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
Condoms are not completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
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has 69.55 % from 366 votes. More jokes about: sex
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