Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem?
A: Father's Day.
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Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.
Sex isn’t the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.
Condoms are not completely safe.
A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
Mary and Jane are talking.
Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying.
‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane.
‘I went to that hypnotherapist on the High Street,’ replies Mary.
‘I got pregnant within two months.’
‘Oh, my husband and I tried seeing him years ago,’ says Jane.
‘It didn’t work for us.’
‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary.
‘You have to go alone.’
One morning, while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast.
"You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit.
She rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
Maintaining a vice grip, she whispered in his ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the pool man, the gardener and your brother."
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?