Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities.
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Condoms are not completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.