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On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear. She said, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he figured he'd better look into it. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me sir, could I help you?" The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it..." The man continued, "I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!"
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"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
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has 70.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 70.33 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 70.32 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, "I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly!" "Oh NO! I’ve just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive." "I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat?" "Oh NO! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are." "I’ve also heard that you’re saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!" "Oh NO! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"
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has 70.21 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: fat, husband, sex, ugly, women
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
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has 70.05 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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has 70.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.98 % from 615 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 69.91 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
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