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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
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Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
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