The best sex jokes

Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
has 69.62 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
has 69.61 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
has 69.56 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: sex
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
has 69.37 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex without condoms is magical... A baby appears and father disappears.
has 69.33 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon." "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection." "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis." "Anal sex?" "Diarrhea." "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fish, holiday, sex, wife
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
has 69.29 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
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