The best sex jokes

3 Stages of Sex: 1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, sex
Your best friend has three girlfriends. Their names are Doe, Ray, and Me. All 3 want to do something special so they set up some dates. Three days ago Doe kisses him. Two days ago Ray gives him vaginal sex. Yesterday, who sucks his dick?
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has 68.22 % from 1376 votes. More jokes about: dating, sex
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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has 68.08 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: kids, love, poems, sex, vulgar
Mary and Jane are talking. Mary declares that she’s finally got pregnant after years of trying. ‘How did you manage it?’ asks Jane. ‘I went to that hypnotherapist on the High Street,’ replies Mary. ‘I got pregnant within two months.’ ‘Oh, my husband and I tried seeing him years ago,’ says Jane. ‘It didn’t work for us.’ ‘Of course it wouldn’t,’ replies Mary. ‘You have to go alone.’
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 67.90 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 67.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 67.77 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Valentines day
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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