The best sex jokes

Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 65.43 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
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has 65.41 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: husband, lesbian, love, marriage, sex
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 65.39 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: sex
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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has 65.34 % from 555 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, wife
There were two security guards who worked on opposite shifts, but looked after the same building. Over a period of a year, the night shift security guard noticed that his opposite was putting on weight. So one evening at shift change, the night shift security guard says to the day shift security guard "Hey buddy, you aint half gettin fat". To which the day shift guard replies "Yeah, that's because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit".
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has 65.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, fat, sex, wife, work
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 65.27 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sex. ‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée. ‘As far as sex goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’ ‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom. ‘Was that one word or two?’
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has 65.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 65.24 % from 420 votes. More jokes about: sex, ugly
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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has 65.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: sex
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