The best sex jokes

An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sex. ‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée. ‘As far as sex goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’ ‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom. ‘Was that one word or two?’
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
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has 66.06 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mechanic, sex
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 66.04 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 65.84 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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has 65.39 % from 562 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, wife
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 65.39 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: sex, ugly
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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has 65.36 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, time
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