The best sex jokes

Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 65.70 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
What did the elephant say to the nude man? ‘It’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?’
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne."
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has 65.58 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: baby, little Johnny, school, sex, teacher
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 65.49 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. ‘I met her last week,’ explains the husband. ‘Professionally of course.’ The wife replies, ‘Which profession? Yours or hers?’
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has 65.45 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 65.39 % from 333 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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has 65.27 % from 554 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, wife
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