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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
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A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"
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Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
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Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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