The best sex jokes

3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you handsome, don't take it as a compliment!
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, sex
Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in.
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has 66.17 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: poems, religious, sex
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ ‘Feelling randy?’ asks the other. ‘No,’ says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sex. ‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée. ‘As far as sex goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’ ‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom. ‘Was that one word or two?’
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 66.08 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 66.04 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 66.03 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 65.83 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
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has 65.81 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mechanic, sex
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