The best sex jokes

That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 65.84 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
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has 65.84 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mechanic, sex
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ ‘Feelling randy?’ asks the other. ‘No,’ says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: sex
When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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has 65.78 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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has 65.51 % from 561 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, wife
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 65.47 % from 426 votes. More jokes about: sex, ugly
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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has 65.32 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: lesbian, sex
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Valentines day
Q: What's the worst part about sex? A: When they wake up!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: mean, sex
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