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What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
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has 65.70 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sex
In year 1272 Arabics invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine.  In year 1873 the British somewhat reinvented the condom by taking it out of the goat first.
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has 65.70 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, time
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, sex
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks. "No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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has 65.47 % from 429 votes. More jokes about: sex, ugly
Q: How do you make your wife scream while having sex? A: Call her and tell her.
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has 65.45 % from 563 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, wife
There are three types of sex in a marriage. The first one is Kitchen Sex. This is when you are newlyweds, and you're still having fun, so you do it anywhere, anytime - but mostly the kitchen. The second type is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have settled down a bit and probably have kids, so you can't do it anywhere except the bedroom. The third type of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you pass each other in the hall and say, "Screw you." But there's also a fourth kind called Courtroom Sex. This is when you are getting a divorce and you try to screw each other in public.
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has 65.41 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
What’s the difference between ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’? About three inches.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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has 65.21 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
Two hookers standing on a street corner started discussing business. One of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "Sorry No, I just burped."
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has 65.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: sex
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