The best sex jokes

Q: What's the worst part about sex? A: When they wake up!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: mean, sex
Two policemen are walking the beat when one says, ‘When I get home, I’m going straight upstairs and tearing off the wife’s underwear.’ ‘Feelling randy?’ asks the other. ‘No,’ says the first. ‘The elastic is killing me.’
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has 65.09 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: sex
Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: life, programmer, sex
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 65.08 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 65.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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has 64.98 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: lesbian, sex
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne."
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has 64.96 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: baby, little Johnny, school, sex, teacher
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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has 64.84 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
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