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My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt! So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.
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has 63.94 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care.
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has 63.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why is a sheep better than a woman? A: A sheep doesn't care if you fuck her sister.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex, women
Would you take a bullet for the last person you had sex with? Anything for the family.
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has 63.81 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, family, redneck, sex
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, sex, stupid
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 63.78 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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has 63.72 % from 599 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, black people, sex, work
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 63.63 % from 511 votes. More jokes about: sex
What’s a man’s definition of safe sex? Meeting his mistress at least 30 miles from his house.
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has 63.51 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman comes out of the bathroom completely naked and looks at her husband who is already in bed. She says, "Honey, 50 years ago tonight, when I came out of the bathroom with no clothes on, what were you thinking?" He said, "I was thinking that I wanted to suck your titties dry and fuck you until you couldn’t think straight." She smiled at him and said, "So what are you thinking now?" He said, "I think I did a pretty good job!"
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, husband, marriage, sex, time
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