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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, sex
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 64.59 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? A: They're both very rare.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
After a long day of winter sporting, we headed back to the ski lodge. As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed. Myself in the middle and my two friends either side of me. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right woke up and said, "I have had a dream where I was given the best handjob ever!" A few minutes later, the guy on my left woke up and said: "I have had a dream that I was given the best handjob ever!" I replied, "well that's funny... I thought I was skiing."
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, sex, sport, winter
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
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has 64.47 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra? A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
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has 64.43 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: gay, sex, viagra
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
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has 64.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: IT, sex
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