The best sex jokes

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
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has 65.19 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, technology
Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’ Woman, ‘You might be. Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’
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has 65.11 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: sex
Husband: "When I die, I'd like to die making love." Wife: "At least we know it'll be quick!"
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, love, sex, wife
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
One day a priest told the Mother Superior that he was going into town and try to convert some ladies of the evening. Later off he went and drove to a certain part of town known for the ladies of the evening. The first one he approached asked him before he had a chance to say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10" He was clueless and embarrassed and left quickly. He approached another young woman and again before he could say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10?" Again he left quickly and returned to the convent. Once back he saw Mother Superior and quietly took him aside and whispered Mother Superior "what's head?" She replied "$10.00 same as in town."
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, money, priest, sex
Q: Ever had sex while camping? A: It's fucking intents.
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has 65.05 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him. ‘Hello,’ he says. ‘Do you speak English?’ ‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman. ‘How much?’ asks the man. The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did I tell you the joke about my dick? Never mind its too long.
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has 64.97 % from 341 votes. More jokes about: sex
The three words most hated by men during sex: ‘Are you done?’ The three words most hated by women during sex, ‘Honey, I’m home!’
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has 64.94 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: sex
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
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