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A tight rope Walker is walking a tight rope between two buildings on the 85th floor in new York. At the same time in South Texas is getting a blow job from a 85 year old lady. What are both men thinking? Don't look down.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dirty, geography, sex
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple in their bedroom. The husband turned to his wife and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen action in years. If he wants sex, I think it's best to just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it." "I'm so relieved you feel that way," replies his wife, "because he told me he thinks you're really cute."
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has 65.80 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: couple, husband, marriage, sex
Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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has 65.77 % from 246 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, gay, sex
Q. How do you know when you are getting old? A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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has 65.72 % from 277 votes. More jokes about: age, fart, sex
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt! So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.
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has 65.65 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: sex
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 65.61 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
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has 65.57 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mechanic, sex
When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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has 65.52 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: sex
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, husband, men, sex, women
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