The best sex jokes

Q: What does a gay order in a Chinese restaurant? A: Sum Yung Gi.
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has 66.62 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: asian, food, gay, sex
I was married to a Gemini she caught me cheating on her with herself.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 66.58 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
When I was young my sister used to play with dolls and I played with soldiers, now we do it the other way round.
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has 66.52 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: sex
A lady tells her husband, “My gynecologist said I can’t have sex for two weeks.” He replies, “What did your dentist say?”
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has 66.48 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: sex
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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has 66.46 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, new year, sex
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dirty, sex
On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave. When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
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has 66.27 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, sex
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
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has 66.22 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, gay, love, sex
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
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