Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They're both very rare.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
Steve Martin
Vote:
Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’
Woman, ‘You might be.
Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
Q: Ever had sex while camping?
A: It's fucking intents.
A tourist in Sweden is drinking in a bar when an attractive woman sits next to him.
‘Hello,’ he says.
‘Do you speak English?’
‘Oh I speaking not much English,’ replies the woman.
‘How much?’ asks the man.
The woman replies, ‘200 Kroner.’
Did I tell you the joke about my dick?
Never mind its too long.
The three words most hated by men during sex: ‘Are you done?’
The three words most hated by women during sex, ‘Honey, I’m home!’
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!