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My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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has 65.93 % from 225 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A girlfriend said to me during sex that I should be a little more graceful, so I went to ballet classes!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, relationship, sex
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
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has 65.87 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mechanic, sex
Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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has 65.83 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, gay, sex
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
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has 65.66 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: life, sex
Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.
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has 65.60 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.
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has 65.57 % from 282 votes. More jokes about: black people, poems, sex, white people
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
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