The best sex jokes

What did the vagina say to the penis. So do you cum here often.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Programming is like sex One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
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Woman to doctor: ‘Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm.’ Doctor: ‘And what are you taking for it?’ Woman: ‘Pepper.’
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
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