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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month." Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 65.83 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 65.70 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
What did the elephant say to the nude man? ‘It’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts?’
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you know when a machanic has had sex? A: Two of his fingers are clean.
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has 65.66 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mechanic, sex
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they'd ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. "Great," said the teacher, "that's very important." Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about people getting married. "Well, that has to do with it too," said the teacher. Then Johnny raised his hand and said he had seen a western where some Indians came riding over the hill and John Wayne shot them all. The teacher said, "Well, Johnny, that really doesn't have anything to do with sex education." "Yes it does," said Johnny, " it taught those Indians not to f**k with John Wayne."
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has 65.58 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: baby, little Johnny, school, sex, teacher
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