Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Question: Why do women close their eyes during sex? Answer: They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
Men, don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms; buy an ordinary one and slip in a handful of frozen peas.
What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.