Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.