She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
What do nostalgic gynaecologists do? Look up old friends.
A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
Q. What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A. The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along. ‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says. ‘What time did you pull out this morning?’ ‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy. ‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.