The best sex jokes

Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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has 60.02 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, sex
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
An alien walks into a bar and sits next to a drunk guy and begins poking him in the shoulder. The drunk guy just ignores him. After a wile the guy turns to the alien and begins looking him up and down. He notices that the alien has no genitalia. He then asks "You guys have no genitalia, how do you guy have sex?" The alien, still poking him in the arm, just smiles!
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, drunk, sex
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
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