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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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She’s got her very own method of birth control. She takes her make-up off.
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Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition. The deceased possessed a tremendous sexual organ. Aaron, you see what I am seeing? Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine. That long? No, that dead.
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