If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?"
"Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?"
The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber."
Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday.
If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received.
My penis is now 235 feet long.
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Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!