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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy.
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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