The best sex jokes

A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 59.04 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 58.99 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 58.93 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 58.74 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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has 58.47 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: sex
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