The best sex jokes

"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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has 58.08 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: sex
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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has 58.01 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week? A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
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has 58.01 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: car, school, sex
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 57.87 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: sex
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 57.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: business, sex
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
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