The best sex jokes

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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has 58.81 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 58.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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has 58.69 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"
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has 58.60 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: sex
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Camilla goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie's cock one gets a stomach ache." The doctor says "Have you tried Andrew's?"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men, sex
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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has 58.47 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: sex
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