The best sex jokes

Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
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has 58.48 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: drug, sex
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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has 58.46 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’
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has 58.38 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
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has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, car, men, sex
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 58.27 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: sex
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 58.21 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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has 58.18 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: sex
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 58.18 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
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