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A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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has 59.06 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, dirty, friendship, sex
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
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has 58.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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has 58.69 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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has 58.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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