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Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
Why are guys like microwavable meals? They’re both done in 30 seconds.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: sex
"Grandma, in the greengrocery they have that thick and that long cucumber." Deaf grandma answers,"be sure he'll also marry you."
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sex
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old women were talking about their sex lives. Ethel was upset because her sex life had really died, while Mildred said her sex life was great. Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head. When he sees me like that, he gets so excited, we have wild sex the rest of the night." Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight." While Ethel's husband Harold was in the bathroom that night, she took off all her clothes. She struggled to get both legs behind her head. After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel fell backwards and couldn't move. Harold came out of the bathroom with a shocked look on his face. "For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You look like an a**hole."
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has 59.17 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage, sex, women
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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has 58.94 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 58.90 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
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