Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.