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This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession. The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?" The old guy says, "During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors." The priest replies, "Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure." The old guy says, "Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?"
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: church, life, priest, sex, war
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
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has 61.41 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Marine was going in for his physical. He had celebrated his 45th birthday that weekend. After taking all the tests, the blood other fluids. He was now waiting for the DR. in an office on the table in a paper outfit. The DR came in. After looking over all the notes, the Marine was asked if he had an active sex life. Straight-faced, the Marine answered. "Yes, Sir.' Asked how often, the Marine thought, "I cannot honestly answer that question, Sir." Turning to look at the Marine he was asked, "Why not?" Smiling the Marine stated. "One of the samples that were needed, I asked for some assistance. A nice Lady came in to help me. Would that count?" The DR. signed the paperwork. Walked out of the office saying, "Get dressed. You're fine."
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has 61.37 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, health, navy, sex
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little."
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has 61.36 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: age, doctor, sex
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
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has 61.32 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 61.31 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Maths is like s*x... ADD the bed MINUS the clothes DIVIDE the legs and pray you don't MULTIPLY.
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has 61.31 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: math, sex
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