The best sex jokes

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!
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has 61.25 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 61.24 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: sex
Roses are red lemons are sour. Open your legs and give me an hour.
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has 61.15 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, poems, sex, time
Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut.
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has 61.10 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar, weed
This little kid is walking up the street with his Daddy. They see two dogs going at it. The little kid says "Hey daddy what are those doggies doing?" The father says "Ahh, they're making a puppy." That night the little kid walks in on his mother & father and daddy's on top driving it home to mama! The little kid says "Hey daddy what were you doing with Mommy?" He says "Oh, were making it a baby." The kid say "Turn her over, I want a puppy!"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, kids, sex
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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has 60.99 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, sex, wife
What´s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
What happened when the blonde tried to give her boyfriend a blow-job while he was driving? They both fell off the motorcycle.
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has 60.95 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: sex
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