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Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.
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has 61.56 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: sex
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun? A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"
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has 61.38 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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has 61.35 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: poems, sex, vulgar
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.
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has 61.31 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: sex, women
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 61.28 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.
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has 61.24 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: age, masturbation, sex
Q: Why don't Canadians have group sex? A: Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: sex
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