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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"
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A beautiful woman sits next to a drunk in a bar. He turns to her and says, ‘Hey, honey. How about you and me getting it on? I’ve got a couple of pounds and it looks like you could use the money.’ The woman turns to him and says, ‘What makes you think I charge by the inch?’
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What’s the difference between a sex night with the husband and one with the truelove? About a half an hour...
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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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Q: What do you call a cat that wants to have sex? A: freak.
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Question: How can you tell if your wife is dead? Answer: The sex will be the same but the dishes will pile up.
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Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in.
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