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Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
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has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, military, sex, wife
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 60.41 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions. Mama tells Marol, "You have any a problem, you come and see Mama." Later, Marol's husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!" Mama reassures Marol, "Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." But when Marol's husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!" Mama reassures her, "He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." Finally, Marol's husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother's room, shouting, "Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!" Her mother gets up and announces, "Stand back, Marol this is a job for Mama!"
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has 60.30 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: family, marriage, sex, wedding
On the beach, how can you recognise a guy who uses an inflatable sex doll? He doesn’t stare at the bikinis, he stares at the beach balls.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Worst way to ask for anal: "Aww come on...I bet my dick is tiny compared to some of the shits you've taken!"
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has 60.25 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: sex
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 60.07 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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has 59.90 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
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