Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
Vote:
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?"
Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Two men are having a drink together.
One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married.
What about you?’
‘I don’t know,’ says the other.
‘What was her maiden name?’
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash.
‘What?!’ shouts the assistant.
‘Come again?!’
‘No!’ shouts back the woman.
‘This time it’s mustard!’
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Vote:
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking.
The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in."
The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."