The best sex jokes

Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, disgusting, sex
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
Harry is very quick with the ladies, before they can tell him they’re not that sort of girl, it’s usually too late.
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has 59.63 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: sex
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, work
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
A woman goes into a noisy launderette and asks the assistant to do a service wash. ‘What?!’ shouts the assistant. ‘Come again?!’ ‘No!’ shouts back the woman. ‘This time it’s mustard!’
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
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