Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Two men are having a drink together.
One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married.
What about you?’
‘I don’t know,’ says the other.
‘What was her maiden name?’
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received.
My penis is now 235 feet long.
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
Want to make a porno?
We don't have to tape it.
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.