The best sex jokes

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: sex
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
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has 58.22 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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has 58.20 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: sex
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
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has 58.15 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions. Mama tells Marol, "You have any a problem, you come and see Mama." Later, Marol's husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!" Mama reassures Marol, "Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." But when Marol's husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!" Mama reassures her, "He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." Finally, Marol's husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother's room, shouting, "Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!" Her mother gets up and announces, "Stand back, Marol this is a job for Mama!"
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has 58.05 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: family, marriage, sex, wedding
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.61 % from 184 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
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