The best sex jokes

Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Two men are having a drink together. One says, ‘I had sex with my wife before we were married. What about you?’ ‘I don’t know,’ says the other. ‘What was her maiden name?’
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has 58.65 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
I've accepted every email offer I've ever received. My penis is now 235 feet long.
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has 58.60 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, single, time
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex? A: They have cotton balls.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: athlete, sex, women
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
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