China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: John, why aren’t you writing? I’m exhausted because of sex. That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat? By sitting down before the last guy gets up.
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
As is tradition in Italian families, Marol spends her wedding night in her family home. Her mother sleeps in the adjacent room in case Marol has any questions. Mama tells Marol, "You have any a problem, you come and see Mama." Later, Marol's husband unbuttons his shirt, and Marol jumps up, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has hair all over his chest!" Mama reassures Marol, "Men have hair on the chest. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." But when Marol's husband takes off his belt, she goes jumps up again, runs next door and cries, "Mama, Mama! He has a protrusion in his pants!" Mama reassures her, "He finds you beautiful. This is sign of a good man. Go now and make him happy." Finally, Marol's husband takes off his shoes. Due to a terrible childhood accident, he only has half of his right foot. Marol jumps up and runs back to her mother's room, shouting, "Mama, Mama! He has a foot and a half!" Her mother gets up and announces, "Stand back, Marol this is a job for Mama!"
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.