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Hey! I don't have a mom, me and my dad share yours.
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Nigel, a college student is talking to a friend. ‘Y’ know,’ he says. ‘I think my room-mate is queer.’ ‘Why d’you say that?’ asks the student. ‘Well,’ replies Nigel. ‘Every time I kiss him goodnight he shuts his eyes.’
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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A young couple get between the sheets for the first time. In a flash it’s over. The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’ His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
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Good: Your daughter has got a new job. Bad: As a call girl. Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients. Very ugly: She makes more money than you.
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What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
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An evening of Valentine's Day. A man comes to a drug store: "Good evening!" "Sorry, we are sold out..."
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Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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What happened when the chef got his hand caught in the dishwasher? They both got fired.
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Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
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