The best sex jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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Grandmother is so stupid, she’s gone on the pill because she doesn’t want any more grandchildren.
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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‘I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said “No”.’ Woody Allen
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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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