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She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Camilla goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie's cock one gets a stomach ache." The doctor says "Have you tried Andrew's?"
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men, sex
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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has 55.64 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?" "Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, sex, wife
One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom. "Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!" "I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack."
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has 55.48 % from 384 votes. More jokes about: animal, golf, husband, money, sex
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