The best sex jokes

Q: How does an English man know that his wife has died? A: Sex is still the same but the dishes are stacked in the sink.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: death, sex, wife
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 56.06 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
One night a man and woman went to his house to have sex when he stopped her to say "I still live with my parents and me and my brother share bunk beds so if you want to change positions say "lettuce" and if you want to go faster say "tomatos" So they were getting it on and she was screaming "lettuce, lettuce, tomatos, lettuce, tomatos, tomatos" Suddenly the younger brother (on the bottom bunk) said "Could you stop making sandwiches your getting mayonase on me"!
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has 55.87 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, religious, sex
She’s like train tracks – she’s been laid across the country.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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has 55.64 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: sex
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