The best sex jokes

Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
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Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
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Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
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Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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