What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.