Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Man to vicar: ‘Do you approve of sex before marriage?’ Vicar: ‘Not if it delays the service.’
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other, "Hey man, you wanna get shit-faced?"
Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town? He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’