The best sex jokes

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 55.19 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 55.17 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: sex
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 55.08 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 55.07 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, navy, sex
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: car, sex, Yo mama
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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has 54.57 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
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has 54.57 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
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