If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
Is it still rape if you yell 'Surprise!' first?
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Why is sex like a game of bridge? You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.