The best sex jokes

Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
‘During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows... You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.95 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
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