The best sex jokes

Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.71 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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has 53.67 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: sex
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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has 53.56 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: sex
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
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has 53.39 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
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