The best sex jokes

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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has 53.78 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.71 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
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