The best sex jokes

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
I think you’ll find that any of my lady companions will tell you I’m a ‘five times a night man’. I really shouldn’t drink so much tea before I go to bed.
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has 56.81 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Chinese man came home after a late night of drinking, and crawls in bed next to his sleeping wife. After lying awake for a few minutes, he wakes up his wife and says "Hey honey, wanna do a sixty-nine?" "Well, you've got a lot of nerve! First you come home late, you're drunk, and now you expect me to go to the kitchin and fix you Mongolian beef with snow-peas!"
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, sex, wife
An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, “That’s no problem. How many do you want?” The man answered, “Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces.” The doctor said, “That won’t do you any good.” The elderly gentleman said, “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people, sex, viagra
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex, single, time
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
Q: Why do blondes need to have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
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has 56.40 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty steamy. All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand. She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom. "Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!" "I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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