The best sex jokes

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Question: If you went to a party and woke up with a condom in your ass would you tell anyone? Answer: No! Response: Wanna go to a party?
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, party, sex
Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex, time, viagra
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