The best sex jokes

Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 54.73 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 54.73 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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has 54.17 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: customer service, mean, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
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