The best sex jokes

If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.95 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: sex
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
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has 53.72 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: sex
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, gay, sex
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
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