The best sex jokes

A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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has 54.46 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, heaven, knock-knock, sex
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: sex
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 54.09 % from 148 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
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