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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
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Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn. Now I’ve got an overwhelming desire to charge at Land Rovers.
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My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
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Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
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