The best sex jokes

A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
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has 54.57 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
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has 54.57 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, dirty, friendship, sex
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 54.41 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 54.26 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 54.26 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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