The best sex jokes

The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 54.76 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
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has 54.56 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: car, racist, sex
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 54.34 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 54.25 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: sex
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood? When his hand caught fire.
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has 54.07 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: sex
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