Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
A newly-wed couple didn’t know the difference between putty and Vaseline. A week after the marriage all their windows fell out. Which was the least of their worries.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Two sperm are in the body looking for the egg when one of them starts to wonder why it is taking so long. He asks the other sperm, "aren't we near the uterus yet?" "No," replied the other sperm, "we haven't even gotten to the esophagus."