The best sex jokes

When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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has 54.73 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: customer service, mean, sex
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
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has 54.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
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has 54.46 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: flirt, sex, sport
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