When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about.
I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old.
We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes.
I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke.
Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here."
Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here."
Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
Vote:
Q. How can you tell a head nurse?
A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Q: Whats the definition of vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
Vote:
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex?
A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.