Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
Q: Whats the definition of vagina? A: The box a penis comes in.
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
There is nothing wrong with sex on TV – as long as you don’t fall off.
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."