The best sex jokes

One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: god, sex, time
One day Pebbles Flintstone got scared and hopped in bed with Wilma and Fred. She looked under the covers on Wilma's side and asked what that was and Wilma said well Pebbles thas my rock. After that Pebbles looked on Fred's side and asked what that thing was down there and Fred replied thats my rock grinder. So Pebbles layed there for a few minutes then sat up and said so mommy puts her rock in daddy's rock grinder and out pops PEBBLES! ! ! !
has 32.95 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: kids, sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
has 32.39 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
has 32.14 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: sex
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
has 31.81 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
has 31.68 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
has 31.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: health, sex
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
has 30.59 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
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