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She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.
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has 31.86 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.57 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
10 things men don't say 1)Let's watch Lifetime. 2)Sex is overrated. 3)I don't want to go too far on the first date. 4)Yes, your sister does have bigger breasts than you. 5)Don't we owe your mother a visit? 6)I'm relieved I don't have a large penis weighing me down. 7)Dessert goes right to my hips. 8)I hate when I miss Oprah. 9)Does this suit make me look fat? 10)I'll never get tired of listening to Dido.
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has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: men, mother in law, music, sex
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, time, women
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
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has 29.18 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: sex
Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’ Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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has 28.81 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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has 28.75 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 28.27 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 28.23 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
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