Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87.
And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
How do girls get minks?
The same way minks get minks.
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club.
Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’
Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’
‘Good heavens,’ says Harry.
‘That’s a very long time ago.’
‘Not reall
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas?
A. Erection Sets.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’
Garry Shandling