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Apparently, he’s trying to become a father again, even though he’s now 87. And you have to admit that is an exceptionally low sperm count.
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has 35.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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has 35.21 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
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has 34.72 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, stupid, Yo mama
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 34.00 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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has 33.96 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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has 33.75 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wife
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
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