The best sex jokes

Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men? It changes their blood type.
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has 34.20 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club. Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’ Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’ ‘Good heavens,’ says Harry. ‘That’s a very long time ago.’ ‘Not reall
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has 34.18 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: food, sex
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs? A: Because they have to!
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has 33.60 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, sex, women
How do girls get minks? The same way minks get minks.
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has 33.60 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: sex
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’ Garry Shandling
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has 32.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: sex
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 31.94 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor, desert island, morbid, sex
What’s the sex? The sex in a disease. You always get in bed because of it.
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has 31.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: health, sex
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra. Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.
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has 31.91 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: life, sex, teen, viagra
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