Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
Two old soldiers, Fred and Harry, are sitting in their club.
Harry turns to Fred and says, ‘When was the last time you made love to a woman?’
Fred thinks for a moment then says, ‘1947.’
‘Good heavens,’ says Harry.
‘That’s a very long time ago.’
‘Not reall
Q: What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave
A: A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
How do girls get minks?
The same way minks get minks.
My sex life isn’t dead, but the buzzards are circling.
‘After making love, I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?”
And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”’
Garry Shandling
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
Vote:
What’s the sex?
The sex in a disease.
You always get in bed because of it.
A teenage boy overdosed on ten bottles of Viagra.
Not only is he lucky to be alive, he’s lucky not to have taken his eye out.