What’s the sex?
The sex in a disease.
You always get in bed because of it.
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time.
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’
Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.