The best sex jokes

How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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has 29.97 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, sex
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’ Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
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has 28.81 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sex
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
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has 28.75 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: sex
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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has 27.77 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night. Woke up with a massive correction.
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has 27.61 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: doctor, sex, wife
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
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has 27.24 % from 258 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
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has 27.16 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
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has 27.09 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
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has 26.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
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