Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering the menopause ?
A. Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins!
Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Tom to Dick: ‘My mother made me a homosexual.’
Dick: ‘If I bought her enough wool would she make me one as well?’
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman?
A: Inserting the anchovies
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Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says.
‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
My wife is so kinky, when she was born, the doctor slapped her bottom to make her cry, and she said "Don't forget to pull my hair" I accidentally swallowed some WhiteOut last night.
Woke up with a massive correction.