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how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
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A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
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has 27.11 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, sex, travel
‘Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.’ Fred Allen
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has 26.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: sex
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
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has 26.74 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘I recently sold the rights of my love life to Parker brothers, they’re going to turn it into a game.’ Woody Allen
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has 26.42 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 25.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
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has 25.49 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: sex
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 25.03 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
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