The best sex jokes

Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
has 26.18 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
has 25.29 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: sex
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
has 24.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
has 23.29 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
has 23.15 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
has 22.58 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
has 22.39 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
has 22.19 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
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