The best sex jokes

Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
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has 26.33 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: sex
Men are like vacations – they never seem to be long enough.
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has 26.24 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 26.18 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: sex
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 26.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
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has 25.01 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
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has 24.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 23.29 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 23.15 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
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