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Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
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has 25.29 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: sex
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
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has 24.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 23.66 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 23.40 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: sex
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 22.96 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.31 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
Two bums are sitting talking. The first one starts bragging, "Today was the best day ever! This morning I found a brand new pack of smokes just sitting on the ground. So you know what I did? I sat and smoked every fucking one of them... had the best day ever." The second bum just laughs, "That's nothing, today I was walking along the rail road tracks and I found this girl laying on the tracks. You know what I did? I fucked her all day long." The other bum interrupts, "Bull! You didn't do it all day long did you?", the other continues, "Well, no but it was for at least a few good hours, best day of my life." The first bums asks, "So did she give you a good blowjob?" The other replies no. "How could you possibly be getting busy with this girl for hours, and she doesn't even give you a blow job?" To which the other replies, "How could she? She didn't have a head!"
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has 20.55 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: black humor, blonde, death, sex
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