The best sex jokes

Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.
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has 26.18 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sex
My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in.
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has 25.29 % from 281 votes. More jokes about: sex
I haven’t been the same since my testicles dropped. Mind you, I was hanging from a tree by them at the time.
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has 25.19 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: sex
I’m a very giving lover – I give Green Shield Stamps.
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has 24.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter. He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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has 23.29 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, racist, sex
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
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has 23.15 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: sex
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 22.58 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 22.39 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 22.19 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
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