The best sport jokes

Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes *Whack!* "Darn!", but a bad skydiver goes "Darn!" *WHACK!*
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has 62.13 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 61.40 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
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