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Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
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Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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