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These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool) They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest. They called again, the bull answered closer to them. They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him"! After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!" The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to "brace yourself!"
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Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 56.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, sport
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