The best sport jokes

Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, golf, sport
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word. On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded the pessimist. "Your dog can't swim!"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 60.94 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dad, sport
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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