The best sport jokes

Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fish, golf, sport
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 56.75 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 56.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Four men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died. The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body. The 1st man said, "I support Liverpool, so I'll eat his liver." The 2nd man said, "I support Manchester, so I'll eat his chest." The 3rd man said, "I support Arsenal... but I'm not very hungry!"
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.28 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
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