A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"