Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
Do people who run know that we're not food anymore?
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
Ballet is banned within a 1000 miles of Chuck Norris.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.