The best sport jokes

Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 57.44 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fish, golf, sport
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, sport
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics? A: Having two legs.
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has 56.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
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has 56.60 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, soccer, sport
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