The best sport jokes

Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?" The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: game, god, heaven, sport
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: funeral, sport, wife
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
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