The best sport jokes

Q:What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A:Santa stops after three hos.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A bad golfer goes *Whack!* "Darn!", but a bad skydiver goes "Darn!" *WHACK!*
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has 62.13 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, sport
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted. Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!" His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible." Joe finally agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly. He asked Ted, "Do you see it?" Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!" Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!" Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, golf, sport, wife
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool) They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure in the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. So, they set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, in their costume, and began to give the moose love call. Before too long their call was answered by bull in the forest. They called again, the bull answered closer to them. They called again, The bull answered, and came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. As the bulls' pounding hoof beats got closer the guy in front said, "OK, lets get out and get him"! After a moment, that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts - "THE ZIPPER IS STUCK, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?!" The front guy says, "Well, I'm gonna start nibbling grass, but you better start to "brace yourself!"
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport
Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing' in the rain!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, golf, sport
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