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Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man who held out a card that read, "I am a deaf mute. May I please play through?" The first man gave the card back, angrily shaking his head, and saying, "No, you CANNOT play through." He assumed the guy read lips so he mouthed, "I can't believe you would try to use your handicap to your own advantage like that! Shame on you!" The deaf man walked away and the first man whacked the ball onto the green and then walked off to finish the hole. Just as he was about to put the ball into the hole he was hit in the head with a golf ball that knocked him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later, he looked around and saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his hip, the other hand holding up four fingers.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Billy and Joe were huge baseball fans. One day, both Billy and Joe made a pact that if either of them were to die; they had to come back to the other in the form of a ghost to let the other know if baseball was played in heaven. Sure enough, Billy dies and eventually comes to Joe one night in the form of a ghost. A startled Joe realizes it is the ghost of his deceased friend and says "Billy, it is so good to see you...so tell me, is there baseball in Heaven?". "Well", Billy says, "I have some good news and bad news for ya. First the good news...YES, there is baseball in heaven!". "Thank God!" Joe shouts... "What is the bad news?!". "You're pitching tomorrow."
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has 59.09 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: game, god, heaven, sport
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
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