The best sport jokes

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 58.03 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap. When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind. The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was. The snake agreed and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!" The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer, mean, sport, time
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