The best sport jokes

Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? A: The big hand touches the little one.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? A: Because they can't stop saving their work.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: internet, soccer, sport, time, work
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it. He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted. Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!" His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible." Joe finally agreed and took Ted along. He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly. He asked Ted, "Do you see it?" Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!" Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!" Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, golf, sport, wife
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 58.28 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Two guys on a double bike where pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, "Whew, that was so hard." The second replied, "If I hadn't been pushing the brakes the whole time we would have rolled down backwards."
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
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