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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear. The judge asks the baby bear, "Do you want to live with papa bear?" The baby bear replied, "No he beats me." The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear! The baby bear said, "No she beats me too." The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?" The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: divorce, family, sport
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
Played a round of golf with the local course pro for some helpful tips. After playing the first hole I turned to him for some advice and all he said was "loft". So after the next 4 holes I asked him again and all he said was "loft" Now we're done with the round and I asked him why after each hole all he would ever tell me was "loft"? To which the pro relies "loft" - "Lack Of F*cking Talent"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?" "Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
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has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: game, math, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? A. The PGA tour
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has 58.07 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, golf, sport, white people
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