The best sport jokes

What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: funeral, sport, wife
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, "Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!" Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?" The man responds, "I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!"
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, winter
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, sport
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, sport
A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here." "You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk." "Listen, pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks. "The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?" "Roof!" "Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?" "Bark!" "And who's the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" "I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties." The bartender is furious. "Listen, pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you." As soon as they're on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'DiMaggio'?"
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, bartender, sport
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