The best sport jokes

So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
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Two man playing golf were held up by two women playing in front of them. One man said: "I'll walk up to them and tell them to hurry up." When he returned he said: "I have a problem, one of the women is my wife and the other one is my mistress." The second man said: "I'll walk up to them and hurry them up." He came back and said: "We both have the same problem.”
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Dad shouts ..."STOP WATCHIN P*RN....I CAN HEAR IT IN MY ROOM!" Son: Dad...I am NOT watching p*rn... That is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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