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Billionaire Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Chesterfield Football Club. He stated that 'he couldnt have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get fucked every week !'
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own. "No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3. "What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: history, sport
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: easter, sport
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 62.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big turd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch. Ok boys, he said, who's shit on the ground? Emile Heskey replied: "Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
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