The best sport jokes

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: hipster, sport
PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?" Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, sport, student, teacher
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dentist, health, sport
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: food, gym, kids, sport
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!" The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor. "Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport, time, women
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