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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 71.42 % from 944 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
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has 71.34 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: sex, sport
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in obvious agony. The woman rushed over and immediately began to apologize "Please allow me to help, I'm a physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'll allow me" she told him." "Oh no I'll be all right, I'll be fine in a few minutes" the man replied, still lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. Following her persistence however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them at his sides, she loosened his trousers and put her hand inside. She administered tender and skillful massage for several long moments and then asked "How does that feel?" He replied "It feels fabulous, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: sport
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over", he said.
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has 70.72 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: pirate, sport
Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: bible, sport
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