The best sport jokes

Dad shouts: "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in my room!" Son: "Dad.. I'm not watching porn, that is Maria Sharapova playing Tennis!"
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has 71.17 % from 376 votes. More jokes about: sex, sport
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA
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has 70.95 % from 806 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport, white people
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport
How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport, women
Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over", he said.
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has 70.49 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water? A: Swimmers are farting.
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has 70.49 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, food, management, sport, war
Q: How did the pirate become a boxing champion so fast? A: Nobody was ready to take on his right hook.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: pirate, sport
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. "Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?" "Sure I could have, but you know we are supposed to stay on the horse."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: horse, sport
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