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Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sport
Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: graduation, sport
A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F**k, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f**k’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f**k" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "F**K, I Missed."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, god, golf, priest, sport
Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate? A: Pork Chop.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, sport
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, the American team became discouraged by the loss and their morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A Continuous Measurable Improvement Team of "Executives" was set up to investigate the problem and to recommend appropriate corrective action. Their conclusion: The problem was that the Japanese team had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, whereas the American team had 1 person rowing and 8 people steering. The American Corporate Steering Committee immediately hired a consulting firm to do a study on the management structure. After some time and billions of dollars, the consulting firm concluded that "too many people were steering and not enough rowing." To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the management structure was changed to "4 Steering Managers, 3 Area Steering Managers, and 1 Staff Steering Manager" and a new performance system for the person rowing the boat to give more incentive to work harder and become a six sigma performer. "We must give him empowerment and enrichment." That ought to do it. The next year the Japanese team won by two miles. The American Corporation laid off the rower for poor performance, sold all of the paddles, cancelled all capital investments for new equipment, halted development of a new canoe, awarded high performance awards to the consulting firm, and distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: management, money, sport, technology, time
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
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has 64.43 % from 793 votes. More jokes about: black people, college, school, sport
Q: What's the difference between a teabag and england? A: The teabag stays in the cup longer!
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: sport
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