The best stupid jokes

The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was stupid?"
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Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
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A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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