A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.