Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters.
She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse.
Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole.
The next door neighbor saw him and asked;
"Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?"
"My goldfish died, and I have to bury it."
"Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?"
"Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
A man was beaten up by robbers on the road. He lay on the side of the road, half dead.
A humanist came along, saw him and passed by on the other side.
A Samaritan came by and also crossed to the other side.
Finally, a modern Christian came along, looked at the man and said: "Whoever did this to you needs help."
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!