Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!