The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.