The best stupid jokes

The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, party, political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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has 63.51 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: school, stupid, Yo mama
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 63.42 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, sex, stupid
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