The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: music, stupid, travel, Yo mama
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, redneck, stupid, time
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
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