Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!