The best stupid jokes

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 65.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: airplane, insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
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