The best stupid jokes

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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