The best stupid jokes

A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island. The redhead swims half way and drowns. The brunette swims half way and drowns too. The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
has 63.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, desert island, redneck, sport, stupid
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
has 63.35 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
has 62.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
One day a blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals free.
has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, food, stupid
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
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