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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: redneck, stupid
Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the stupid, stupid design of this computer. Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse. And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse. Because there’s only one jack. Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself? You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer. Caller: Are you kidding me!? Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy cow. That’s going to be so much easier! Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way? Caller: Six weeks!
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, stupid
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, time, work
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 65.00 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sport, stupid
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