Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.