Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"