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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 61.91 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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has 61.39 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, technology
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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