The best stupid jokes

After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 60.44 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, redneck, sex, stupid
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, stupid, technology, work
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, death, stupid
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