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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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A blonde is watching a ventriloquist perform at a bar and the ventriloquist, with his dummy, is telling blonde joke after blonde joke, filling the bar with laughter. After several of these jokes, the blonde stands up, infuriated, and yells, "Listen here, jack*ss. Not all blondes are stupid and the jokes need to stop, it is a very cheap way to get laughs." Stunned, the ventriloquist timidly begins to apologize, "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I had no idea I was offending anyone." The blonde replies, "Stay out of this, sir. I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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