Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house.
He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.