One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing them from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"