Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!