The best stupid jokes

Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, insulting, management, office, stupid
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport, stupid, Yo mama
There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain. One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police. The police picked up the phone, and said hello. Then Anybody: "Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody." Police: "Sorry!" Anybody: "Sir somebody is beating nobody" Police: "Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?" Anybody: "No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody" Police: "Shut up you idiot. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?" Anybody: "No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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has 61.37 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, cop, family, phone, stupid
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid, technology
Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, stupid, Yo mama
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