A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
Vote:
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture.
Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"!
Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep.
He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"?
Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
A man works in the operations department of a large bank.
Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers.
One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?
A: She burys it.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
Vote:
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
Vote: