Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Did you hear about the two dumb blonds who went two the drive in theater and froze two death they went two see closed for the winter?
A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar. The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal." "That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car." "Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car." The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice. About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?" "No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it."
Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.