Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
A: Trying to put batteries in it.
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Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A: Bigfoot, because they don't exist.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head.
"How you like it?" asked the barber.
"Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"