The best stupid jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: party, redneck, stupid
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom. The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades. "Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, stupid
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