The best stupid jokes

A Twitter exchange between an angry customer and an apologetic Domino's Pizza: Customer: "Yoooo I ordered a Pizza & Came with no Toppings on it or anything, it's Just Bread" Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!" Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sexy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money." "You wanna be my sugar daddy?" "Nope I'm diabetic!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
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A blonde enters a library. She goes to the counter and says "I'll like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola." The librarian says "Ma'am this is library." So the blonde leans in and whispers "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a cola."
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A man asks his buddy: "Listen to me! Why has your wife left you, if I may ask?" And he says, "you know, she has told me that I am weak in the bed." "Oh, that is really sad. And what do you do to improve it?" And he says again: "you know, I have bought one book, the name of this book is Kamasutra, you know I am helping myself with the hand, I have learned all positions, but the last position I am not gonna make." "And what is the name of this position?" "You know, imagine the missionary position."
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