The best stupid jokes

In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year? A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, health, stupid
Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? A: She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, dirty, family, stupid
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?" The fella says, "Naw, you're right... I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, redneck, stupid
Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out. After examining him, the dentist said, "Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?" "Ah sure do!" replied Cloyd. "Everee single day!" "What do you brush with?" asked the dentist. "Preparation H," said the redneck.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, medical, redneck, stupid
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