The best stupid jokes

Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, food, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: baby, blonde, sex, stupid
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, prison, stupid, work
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, drunk, party, stupid
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, redneck, stupid, time
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: blonde, stupid
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, drug, stupid, Yo mama
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