Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?
A: She went looking for the three guys.
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright.
Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed:
- to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying.
- to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin.
- to be a Nobel Prize winner.
- to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time.
- he was fired "on accident."
Vote:
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head.
"How you like it?" asked the barber.
"Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.