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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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A blonde was having sharp pains in her side. The doctor examined her and said, "You have acute appendicitis." The blond yelled at the doctor... "A cute appendicitis! I came here to get medical help, not get a stupid compliment!"
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
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