Why does the stupid man put ice in his condom? To keep the swelling down.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.