Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright. Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed: - to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying. - to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin. - to be a Nobel Prize winner. - to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time. - he was fired "on accident."
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?" The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?" The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.