Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Gilding the lily is a job seeker's birthright.
Here are a few doozies, where the applicant claimed:
- to be a former CEO of the company to which he was applying.
- to be fluent in two languages—one of which was pig Latin.
- to be a Nobel Prize winner.
- to have worked in a jail when he was really in there serving time.
- he was fired "on accident."
Vote:
You might be a redneck if you're invited to a come as you party and you show up naked.
Q: What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
A: "Just flush it like everybody else does."
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom.
The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades.
"Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."