Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.
Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys.
I ordered a foot-long sandwich from a take-out restaurant and asked the clerk to cut it into fourths. "I'm sorry, I can't," she said. "I already cut it in half."
Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring.
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.